THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF convo went something like this “Do you wanna do Bake Off?” “Fuck no. I can’t cook” “You mean bake” *Silence “It’s for Stand Up To Cancer” “Fine. I’m in” I’ve a great record humiliating myself on national TV for charity @BritishBakeOff was no different https://t.co/CjfqAOnMXk -