WOW!!! JUST GOT A CALL FROM A VERY RELIABLE SOURCE (TOP LEVEL) THAT DONALD TRUMP IS FURIOUS RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM (GOVERNOR OF THE FREE WORLD) HAVE COMPLETELY “HIJACKED” THE NEWS ON HIS “BIG SPEECH DAY” WITHOUT EVEN TRYING. FOX NEWS IS WALL-TO-WALL COVERAGE OF ME AND MY “ROAD SHOW.” MY RATINGS ARE THROUGH THE ROOF! MUCH BETTER THAN DOZY’S. PEOPLE ARE NOW SAYING THAT I SHOULD DELIVER THE SPEECH INSTEAD OF TRUMP’S “STATE OF THE SNOOZE.” I WOULD CRUSH IT. EVEN WITH DYSLEXIA. ESPECIALLY WITH DYSLEXIA! UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE, I DON’T NEED THE TELEPROMPTER (VERY ADVANCED SKILL, VERY RARE). I MEMORIZE. IT’S CALLED PREPARATION. LOOK IT UP, DON! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! —GOVERNOR GCN -

I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH. AS GOVERNOR OF THE FREE WORLD, I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY BANNING “KID ROCK” FROM CALIFORNIA. HIS SHIRTLESS VIDEO WITH “SECRETARY BRAINWORM” WAS INAPPROPRIATE, CREEPY, AND VERY LOW ENERGY. NOT WHAT YOU WANT AROUND OUR CHILDREN! ALSO, SOME OF THE WEAKEST PUSHUPS EVER WITNESSED. CALIFORNIA ONLY ALLOWS WINNERS! I AM ALSO BANNING WORKING OUT IN JEANS, VERY STRANGE! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GOVERNOR GCN -

CALIFORNIA IS SUING DONALD TRUMP FOR ILLEGALLY TERMINATING $1.2 BILLION IN CONGRESSIONALLY APPROVED FUNDING FOR THE NATION’S LARGEST HYDROGEN HUB. Trump defied Congress, jeopardized 200,000 good-paying jobs, and put billions in health savings at risk for communities hit hardest by pollution. We won’t let political retaliation wreck our economy or surrender clean energy leadership to China. -

🚨 BREAKING: @CAGovernor Gavin Newsom is leading a united West Coast effort to block Trump’s disastrous offshore drilling plan. Trump won’t allow drilling near Mar-a-Lago because it’s too dangerous — but has no problem opening California’s coast to new offshore oil and gas drilling, putting our wildlife, hundreds of thousands of jobs, and $44 BILLION in our coastal economy at risk of catastrophic spills all to further enrich his oil executive pals who he asked to donate $1 billion to his campaign. California will use every legal tool to stop it. -